Daily Musings: Left-Handed

I am left-handed and discriminated against.
Why does everyone in the country put out their right hand automatically without even seeing if I am left handed or right handed? No politicians are even thinking about this issue, and I feel slighted. In fact, the politicians are even focusing on changing traditional marriage and whether or not to kill unborn babies (no brainer). Why are they pondering stupid questions and petty things, rather than addressing that left handers are a discriminated minority in America, even though we comprise ten percent of the population? No one is willing to change their way of doing things for us left handers, so why should we change our traditional marriage laws (a man marries a woman)? In fact, changing hands to shake with would have no potential downsides. Changing the marriage laws have a downside:
They make the world extinct. 
So choose to continue the world; oppose gay marriage laws and make your left hand happy.
-Jacob